In my years of forcing all of reality into Powerpoint presentations, there was one aspect of my known world that had not yet been bulleted and broken out into slides: my life. As I embarked on this experience, of compressing N number of years into about 20 slides, I realized a few things

• Like all Powerpoints, no matter how short it is, it's boring
• TLA (Three Letter Acronyms) help to brand certain life passages with absolute nonsense
• This might actually be funny for other people to read